Yankees vs. Red Sox Baseball Humor

Pro-Yankees/Anti-Red Sox Designs

"Red Sox Suck!"

Wear this and get ready to have Ted Kennedy and John Kerry take turns whacking your body with Red Sox bats. But don't worry: you are a Yankee fan. You're practically superhuman. Your team could buy Massachusetts if it wanted to.

"Anti-Red Sox"

We dare you to wear this anti-Red Sox design in the middle of Boston's Fenway Park. The cops on the security detail will probably shoot you on sight, no questions asked.

"Yankees Rule!"

Nothing will get a Red Sox fanatic more steamed than seeing their beloved team's font type promoting the Yankees, Enemy #1.

"I hate Boston"

How come people from Massachusetts can't pronounce words properly? Take the town of Worcester. For some crazy reason it's pronounced: "Wooster." But if you are a Mass. resident you pronounce it: "Woostah." Car becomes "cah." Marvin Gardens becomes "Mahvin Gahdens." Must be something in the beer.

"Red Sox Go Home!"

The Red Sox are on fire! 80+ years with no World Series wins and now two wins in 3 years (2004/2007)? What's up with that?! If the Yankees ever get their act together, watch out Sox: get ready for another 80 without a Series!

Pro-Red Sox/Anti-Yankees Designs

"Anti-Yankees"

Flaunt this design the next time you visit Yankee Stadium. You should receive a big Bronx cheer from all the polite New York Yankee fans. You might also end up wearing a couple pints of beer plus make friends with Vinny, the slightly drunk 250 lb. construction worker.

"I hate the Yankees!"

All you secret Red Sox fans can come out of the closet now! The biggest, baddest baseball team out there isn't unbeatable. I guess this shows money can't buy everything? Show how you feel by flaunting this design. Just not in NYC if you want to live to a ripe old age. Unless you're a Mets fan. Then it's expected.

"Yankees Suck!"

Those Damn Yankees!! They spend more money than most Third World countries use up in a year to buy themselves a World Series. Actually some of the players alone could probably buy a couple of small countries.

"Yankees Go Home!"

It's easy to hate the richest, most powerful, and most influential team out there. They're arrogant and think they own the entire world. The press reports on their every move. Their fans are fanatically loyal. And extremely annoying.

"Boston Love"

This design is for those true die-hard fans who have stuck with the Red Sox through both good and bad times.

"I Love Boston"

Love the Red Sox and can't live without them? Hate the Yankees with a passion? Check and check!