"May the Schwartz be with you"

If you've ever seen the cult hit movie "Spaceballs," you'll know this reference. One of the best Star Wars parodies out there! Dark Helmet rocks!

"Whatever"

Tell the world you just don't care either way. The ultimate apathetic word that is guaranteed to infuriate parents and everyone else around you. Let someone else make the decisions and you get none of the blame when things go wrong. Win, win!

"Matrix: I Chose the Red Pill"

So you chose the Red Pill, did you? You wanted to unmask the lies and learn the Truth behind the Matrix. Tsk, Tsk. That was a very bad decision, Mr. Anderson.

"Matrix: I Chose the Blue Pill"

The Blue Pill is a good, safe choice: continue along your chosen path and nothing bad will happen to you. You'll also be spared the pain of seeing the Matrix sequels.

"Professional Wedding Crasher"

Why bother studying for four or more years of college to learn something boring like accounting, law, or business when you can have an exciting career being a professional wedding crasher?

"Videogames made me do it"

Just because you play videogames doesn't increase the odds of you going completely freaking nuts and shooting up the breakfast cereal section of your local supermarket. But hey, why not embrace the myth and blame your bad behavior on videogames? All the politicans do.

"Sugar Daddy"

If you are a guy and have trouble getting the ladies (you're sitting in front of the computer all alone right now, correct?), this design can and will help you. Women will assume that you are loaded with more cash than you know what to do with!

"Hung (over)"

We guarantee you'll get a lot of double takes and laughs with this design. If not, then your friends are idiots and it's time to trade up to ones that think you're the funniest and coolest guy they know by wearing this proudly on your chest.