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Backstabber!

"Backstabber!"

Let those underhanded little backstabbers know you're onto them and that they done you wrong! Maybe you should consider wearing this one to work. Lots of attention guaranteed!

Hello my name is: Wage Slave

"Hello my name is: Wage Slave"

Are you a Wage Slave? If you work hard for 40+ hours a week so that the Government can help itself to a percentage of your paycheck and you get the privilege of living off of whatever's left, that's you!

I'm the Man (or Woman)!

"I'm the Man (or Woman)!"

Yes you are! Or you just think you are.

Backstabbed!

"Backstabbed!"

Have you ever sat in a meeting with your coworkers at your J.O.B. (Just Over Broke) thinking that things are going well and suddenly finding yourself pulling out sharp, bloody daggers out of your back? Yep. Congratulations! You've been Backstabbed!



Here's a quick description of the Rat Race. See if this sounds familiar: you get out of school, get a job, get married, have a kid, get a promotion, buy a house, work like a dog, have a kid, get a promotion, buy a bigger house, work like a dog, and 'round and 'round we go! Don't forget to throw in college tuition into the mix too! And then yay it's time to retire! You get your goodbye party and then you keel over and die. That's a wrap. The End.

Conformity Sucks!

"Conformity Sucks!"

Are you the type of person who checks out what the crowd is doing and then goes in the opposite direction? Do you feel like the round peg being shoved into the square hole? Conformity sucks and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Why be as boring and bland as everyone else?
My Job Sucks!

"My Job Sucks!"

This one's for the 94% of you that hate your job. If you wear this design to work, chances are high you will join the 5% who are out of work and who want that job you hated so much. The remaining 1% like their job because they don't know any better and have no lives to begin with.

Shafted By the Man!

"Shafted By the Man!"

Who is "the Man" you ask? It describes anyone (male or female) who has the ultimate power of deciding the fate of the little people without having to deal with the consequences of these actions.

Small Cog/Giant Corporation

"Small Cog/Giant Corporation"

Do you feel like an insignificant part inside the giant corporate machine? Let them know how you feel with this design!

Crooks Manage My Money

"Crooks Manage My Money"

Studies have been done proving that chimpanzees make better stock picks than brokers do. Look it up. Seriously. Also, what's up with stock brokers and financial planners who are broke themselves? These mental giants are supposed to be managing your money and making you rich? Come on now! Invest in some bananas for the chimp. There's some money well spent! Plus, you might be able to write the bananas off your taxes. Consult an accountant.


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