"May the Schwartz be with you"
If you've ever seen the cult hit movie "Spaceballs," you'll know this reference. One of the best Star Wars parodies out there! Dark Helmet rocks!
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"Whatever"
Tell the world you just don't care either way. The ultimate apathetic word that is guaranteed to infuriate parents and everyone else around you. Let someone else make the decisions and you get none of the blame when things go wrong. Win, win!
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"Matrix: I Chose the Red Pill"
So you chose the Red Pill, did you? You wanted to unmask the lies and learn the Truth behind the Matrix. Tsk, Tsk. That was a very bad decision, Mr. Anderson.
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"Matrix: I Chose the Blue Pill"
The Blue Pill is a good, safe choice: continue along your chosen path and nothing bad will happen to you. You'll also be spared the pain of seeing the Matrix sequels.
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"TV Sucks"
Hear that popping noise inside your head? That's your brain slowly decomposing from all the bad TV it's been exposed to. No cure for it. Sorry. It's premanent. But you can let other people know about your point of view by wearing this design! :)
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"Hung (over)"
We guarantee you'll get a lot of double takes and laughs with this design. If not, then your friends are idiots and it's time to trade up to ones that think you're the funniest and coolest guy they know by wearing this proudly on your chest.
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